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Attempting to experience this entertainment without the requirements and connection-speed
recommended may only frustrate many viewers.
This site will display faster and more enjoyably the more its basic elements are cached,
so the more often you visit and explore, the better your entertainment experience will be.
Apple Macintosh Users please note: 
This site makes extensive use of ANIMATED TABLE BACKGROUNDS and MULTIPLE INTERACTIVE SOUND ELEMENTS
which will not function properly on older Macintosh computers.
We have previewed this entertainment on pre-'06 Mac OSX systems in a variety of browsers.
none of which will display the full playability of our site.
We are however pleased to note that since the release of the Intel Core Processor Macintoshes
most of these compatibility issues have been overcome.
 
PRIVACY POLICY
assures our Visitors that we honor your personal privacy
throughout this online entertainment experience.
NO PERSONAL INFORMATION WHATSOEVER is covertly gathered ( * ),
nor is any ADVERTISING, SPYWARE, MALWARE, or SCUMWARE of ANY KIND
covertly conveyed to our Visitors.
( * We now utilize Google Analytics, for general statistical information. More info on our FAQ Page, HERE. )
PLEASE NOTE: WE CANNOT GUARANTEE THE SAFETY OR PRIVACY OF THE OFF-SITE LINKS INCLUDED HERE.
Visitors choosing to use the "Links Pit" links displayed on this site do so at their own discretion.
CURTIS AMUSEMENTS IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CONTENT OF OTHER WEBSITES.
Some of these sites may use covert information-gathering or advertising features,
and/or may offer malicious or damaging downloadable content;
and/or may contain content, or promote activities, that certain persons may deem objectionable,
PLEASE USE CAUTION WHEN SURFING THE WEB OUTSIDE OF THIS ONLINE ENTERTAINMENT ENVIRONMENT.
We welcome interest in our merchandising: www.cosmicassociates.com/crumpkins-swag.htm , if you would like
to help keep "The Patch" green!
 
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Original sm Internet Entertainments Created & Produced by Johnny Curtis
"CRUMPKIN'S PUMPKINS" Interactive Entertainment Website is based on
"CRUMPKIN'S PUMPKINS" Original Story & Screenplay
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