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Crumpkin's Pumpkins'
~ "Pumpkins Attack!" ~
Mousepad
“Crumpkin's Pumpkins”, everywhere!
Rolling here -- crawling there...!
They sing! They shock! They scheme! They scare!
They don't play nice, they don't play fair!
They've nasty treats and tricks to snare
those who stray too near their lair!
They're at your feet! They're in your hair!
(Eeek! -- Don't let 'em near your underwear!)
( Caution!: Purchasers take Full Responsibility for any and all Paranormal Activity
that may result when placing their Mouse anywhere near our possibly-possessed
CP "Pumpkins Attack" Mousepad! Just sayin' . )
 
$14.99
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tax & shipping )
 
 
Crumpkin's Pumpkins'
~ "Pumpkins Attack!" ~
2 1/2" Round Sticker Set of 9
“Crumpkin's Pumpkins”, everywhere!
Rolling here -- crawling there...!
They sing! They shock! They scheme! They scare!
They don't play nice, they don't play fair!
They've nasty treats and tricks to snare
those who stray too near their lair!
They're at your feet! They're in your hair!
(Eeek! -- Don't let 'em near your underwear!)
( You''ll get stuck on our CP "Pumpkins Attack" Stickers,
for sure... )
 
$4.99
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tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Crumpkin's Pumpkins Carve Up Chumpkins!" ~
2 1/2" Round Sticker Set of 9
Spread some cheery menace around whatever patch you haunt --
~ Every Halloween! ~
-- with our irksomely-adhesive "CPCUCEH" (not a pretty acronym, it's true)
Sassy Sticker Set...!
 
$4.99
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tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "CP Sticky-Tricky Halloween!" ~
15 oz. Libation Mug
"Eye of newt, tongue of bat.." (or whatever frighteningly tasty
libation you fancy...), will bubble-up nicely in our
Large "Sticky-Tricky" Mug! Goes great with a
cackling-good time around the cauldron...!
 
$21.99
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tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Don't Mess With The Chef!" ~
15 oz. Libation Mug
Let those annoying minor-minions around the cauldron know
they'd better watch their pointy tails while you're casting
your kind of culinary spells -- with our ominously-ample
"DON’T MESS WITH THE CHEF" Mug...!
 
$21.99
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tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "The Pumpkins Attack!" ~
15 oz. Libation Mug
“Crumpkin's Pumpkins”, everywhere!
Rolling here -- crawling there...!
They sing! They shock! They scheme! They scare!
They don't play nice, they don't play fair!
They've nasty treats and tricks to snare
those who stray too near their lair!
They're at your feet! They're in your hair!
(Eeek! -- Don't let 'em near your underwear!)
( Our CP "Pumpkins Attack" Mug will grow on you, for sure... )
 
$21.99
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tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Patch Gate at Night" ~
Mousepad
Ponder your Fate at The Patch's Gate...,
with our curiously beguiling "Patch Gate Mousepad"
( Have YOU found YOUR way OUT yet...? )
( CAUTION!: May have multi-dimentional entertainment properties. )
 
$14.99
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tax & shipping )
 
 
~ CP "Pumpkins Attack!" ~
Glossy, Cork-backed 4 Coaster Set
Crumpkin’s Pumpkins’ sneak-attack is craftier than you think;
not only are they after YOU -- they just might steal your DRINK!
Our “Pumpkins Attack!” Coaster Set, comin’ at’cha…!
 
$19.99
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tax & shipping )
 
 
~ CP "Patch Mailbox" Custom Postage ~
2.1 x 1.3" USPS Stamps, Set of 20
Keep your Halloween Event Invitations out of the
'Dead Letter Office' this year -- with our morbidly moody
 Custom CP Mailbox Stamps...!
 
$23.99
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tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "The Herb Garden" ~
Poster, horizontal, 24" x 18"
'Had a little late-night snack in our “Herb Garden” yet?
Nothing like a taste of freshly-harvested horror to sharpen one’s
appetite for the macabre, eh…? Remember your visit to The Patch
with this stylish draft-stopper for your own too-cool crypt…
 
$18.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "The Herb Garden" ~
Poster, vertical, 18" x 24"
'Had a little late-night snack in our “Herb Garden” yet?
Nothing like a taste of freshly-harvested horror to sharpen one’s
appetite for the macabre, eh…? Remember your visit to The Patch
with this stylish draft-stopper for your own too-cool crypt…
 
$18.99
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tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "Wicked-cool October Flyer" ~
11 x 17 Pumpkin Patch Handbill
Why not share your scary hang-ups with all your special fiends?
Our small poster helps haunt any house in style!
(Crumple yours up -- and it's as though it's been blowing in the October wind...! )
 
$12.99
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tax & shipping )
 
 
~ "The Patch at Night" ~
5 x7 Postcard
~ And! Get one FREE! ~
~ With the purchase of any Product in our Gift Shop! ~
 
 
$1.87
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tax & shipping )
 
 
9 Card Set!
(See individual samples below)
( Click HERE for HALLOWEEN CARDS! )
 
 
$14.99
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tax & shipping )
 
"Little Badger"
"Crusher's Hugs"
"Ol' Splitskin"
"Rotney & Friend"
"Hurly-the-Munificent"
"Gourdo"
"Husk at Dusk"
"Beacon & Dimly"
"Patch Scarecrow"
 
8 Card Set!
(See individual samples below)
( Click HERE for Regular Greeting Cards! )
 
 
$14.99
( price includes
tax & shipping )
 
"Little Badger"
"Crusher's Hugs "
"Ol' Splitskin"
"Gourdo"
"Hurly-the-Munificent"
"Beacon & Dimly"
"Husk at Dusk"
"Patch Scarecrow"
 
Crumpkin's Pumpkins'
~ "Creepytastic 2017 Wall Calendar!" ~
[ See a 12 month Sample Revue HERE ]
Just can't wait for Halloween to creep up again?
Let Crumpkin's Pumpkins show all your Special Fiends that you're
Possessed with that certain special "Spirit" -- year round...!
$17.99
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tax & shipping )
 
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Crumpkin's Pumpkins'
2017 Wall Calendar
~ Get a FREE 5x7 ~
"Patch Gate at Night" 
Postcard with your Purchase!
CP Halloween Card Sets
(Other Greeting Cards HERE )
"Pumpkins Attack!" 
Libation Mug
"October Handbill"
11 x 17" Small Poster
"Pumpkins Attack!" 
Coaster Set (4)

"The Herb Garden"
Poster (horizontal)
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"The Herb Garden"
Poster (vertical)
"Don't Mess With
The Chef!"
Libation Mug
"Patch Gate at Night"
Mousepad
"A Wicked-Tricky
Treat!"
Libation Mug
"Pumpkins Attack!"
2 1/2" Round Sticker Set
"Crumpkin's Pumpkins
Carve Up Chumpkins!"
2 1/2" Round Sticker Set
"Pumpkins Attack!"
Mousepad
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~ 9 Card Set ~
"Little Badger"
"Crusher's Hugs"
"Ol' Splitskin"
"Rotney & Friend"
"Hurly-the-Munificent"
"Gourdo"
"Husk at Dusk"
"Beacon & Dimly"
"Patch Scarecrow"
"Patch Mailbox"
Custom Postage Stamps
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~ 8 Card Set ~
"Little Badger"
"Crusher's Hugs "
"Ol' Splitskin"
"Gourdo"
"Hurly-the-Munificent"
"Beacon & Dimly"
"Husk at Dusk"
"Patch Scarecrow"
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